After a long night of making love.
The Guy notices a photo of another man,
on the woman's night stand by the bed.

He begins to worry
"Is that your husband? he nervously asks.
"No silly." she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all." she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad, or your brother?"
he inquires, hoping to be reassured

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous."
she replies

"Then who the hell is he?" he demands

she whispers in his ear...
"...that's me before the surgery"