A man was driving 85 mph in a 55 mph zone when he got pulled over by a police officer. After a few minutes, the officer walks up to the man's car and asks "may I see your license and registration?"

After a few seconds the man responds "I'm sorry officer, I don't have a license, it was suspended some time back after multiple DUI's.

The officer, now a little concerned asks "well I will need to see your registration.

Once again the man pauses for a moment and responds "you see officer, I don't know where the owner keeps it. I stole this car just yesterday. Perhaps its in the trun....oh wait, nevermind, NOTHING is in the trunk, I swear I didn't kill her!"

The officer, now very nervous, puts one hand on his gun and orders the man to stay still while he calls for backup.

A few minutes later about ten cop cars merge on the scene and with his gun drawn the head Sheriff approaches the car slowly and shouts "your license and registration now!" The man complies and carefully hands the sheriff his license and registraion. The sheriff then orders the man to open his trunk. The man opens the trunk and it is clean and empty. The sheriff, now a little calmer tells the man his deputy reported that he didn't have a license, the car was stolen, and there was a dead body in the trunk.

The man responds "I bet that son-of-a-bitch told you I was speeding too!'