there is a lady with no arms and no legs on the beach. A man walks by her and she ask" will you hug me no one has ever hugged me before?"

so the man hugs her and he walks away.

then another man walks by her and she asked "will you kiss me no one has ever kiss me before?"

so the man kisses her and walks away

then another man walks by her and she asked him "will you screw me no one has ever screwed me before."

the man said yes then he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "your screwed"