$50 or $10,000?

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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there the mother-in-law dies.

The local undertaker tell this guy, "You can have her shipped home for $10,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $50.00."
The man thinks for a minute, and tells the undertaker to packer up and ship her home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend £10,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only £50.00?".

The man replied, "A guy died here 2000 years ago, he was buried and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
  • By: guinness13494
  • Level: Altar Boy
  • Featured: 164 weeks ago
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Description: A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there the mother-in-law dies. The local undertaker tell this guy, "You can have h... view all
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