Two men, one from Ontario and one from Quebec, were in a cave when they came across a magic lamp.

While they were fighting over who the lamp belonged to, a genie popped out.

The genie said, "I shall grant each of you one wish and only one, so make it good."

The Quebequois spoke first, "I want you to build a hundred foot wall around the border of Quebec, this will ensure that the english culture does not corrode our superior heritage."

The genie nodded, "done," he then turned to the Ontarian. "And your wish?"

"Fill it with water."