One Day In England, And There Was A Flood. And A Man Was Stuck On A Roof. So A Man Came Along In A Boat And Said.

"Get In My Boat And I Will Save You."
"No I Am Waiting For God So Save Me." The Man Replied

About Half An Hour Later Another Boat Came Along
The Man Said
"Would You Like To Get On My Boat."
And Again The Man Replied
" No I Am Waiting For God To Save Me."
And The Man Went Off

And Another Half Hour Later Another Man Came On A Boat And Did The Same. And The Man Replied The Same.

But Sadly That Day The Man Drowned.
And When He Went Up To Heaven He Said To God.

"God Why Didnt You Save Me."
And God Replies
" I Fuckin Sent Three Boats To Save You But You Didnt Get On Them."