An old retired guy's wife dies and he collects a bunch of money from her life insurance. He decides to join an expensive nudism/sex club on a private beach resort, and shows up one day for a tour. He gets there and the receptionist gives him a visitor's pass to check the place out, so he strips down and takes a walk on the beach. When he gets tired he sits down on a bench, leans back and watches all the hot naked girls walking by. As soon as he's getting aroused a woman comes up to him, drops to her knees and gives him the best oral he's ever had. He thanks her, stands up and starts to walk around again, but ends up dropping his glasses. When he bends over to pick them up, a guy comes up and mounts him from behind.

The old guy walks back to the office, gets dressed, and turns in his pass. When the receptionist asks him if he's going to join he says, "Oh no, I don't think so...I get an erection once a day if I'm lucky, but I drop my glasses at least twice an hour."