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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror,complaining
to my husband that my boobs are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your boobs to grow, then every daytake a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my boobs. How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs every day will make my boobs larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
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Uploaded 12/23/2008
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