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1. Change the speed dial settings on a co workers phone.

2. Put a sign on your photocopier that says "New Copier - Voice activated - please speak your command" Watch the fun.

3. Ask a work mate if they need a hand, then give them a photo copy of your hand.

4. Move your desk into the elevator and ask anyone that comes in if they have an appointment.

5. Arm people with water pistols, Nerf balls or paper wads to assail anyone who is blocking creativity.

6. At the office, make your garbage can into your in-tray.

7. Call everyone bob or Richard, even the females.

8. Change your accent every three minutes.

9. Decorate your office with fun posters - add a humor section to the bulletin board.

10. Dress up like a flight attendant and stand in an elevator, when people get on hand them peanuts and tell them to enjoy their flight.

11. Grab the whole team when you need to pick someone up at the airport.

12. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

13. Have a slipper day.everyone wear slippers and have prizes for the funniest, the cutest, the most worn out etc.

14. Walk sideways to the photocopier, crab style.

15. Have swivel chair races at work.

16. Hold meetings out of the board room - at a park, picnic site or a bowling alley.

17. Say to your manager, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

18. Mail an anonymous joke-of-the-week to someone on a regular basis.

19. Penalize people who talk about work when they are not at work.

20. Play Nerf Frisbee in the office.

21. Send odd emails from other peoples computers - Pretend you are them.

22. Use a banana or any other vegetable as a pointer for your next presentation.

23. Water the fake office plants.

24. When people send you unsolicited faxes - Send them back to them about 600 times.

25. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

26. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

27. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

28. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch off & on 10 times.

29. In a colleague's diary, write in 10:00 am; "see how I look in tights".

30. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague, and ask, "do you want to trade?"

31. Come to work in army camoflauge and when asked why, say,"I can't talk about it".

32. Hang a 2 foot long piece of toilet paper from the back of your trousers, and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

33. At the end of a meeting, suggest that for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the National Anthem (extra respect if you actually launch into it yourself).
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