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New Years Resolutions for 2009

Top 10 realistic New Years resolutions.

10. Read less, there are better things to do with your time.

9. Forget dieting, its easier to gain weight than losing weight.

8. Stop exercising it's a waste of time.

7. Watch more television, there's too many good programs that you're missing.

6. Procrastinate more, you didn't want to do it anyway.

5. Drink more alcohol, it's no fun being sober.

4. Start being more superstitious, Friday the 13th is unlucky, better stay home.

3. Spend more time at work, the boss wont approve time off anyway.

2. Stop bringing food from home, there are plenty of fast food restaurants.

and last but not least...

1. Take up a new habit, maybe smoking or searching eBaums for new content!
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