Angry Man
"Is that the bishop's residence?"

Bishop
"Yes it is, How can I help you?"

Angry Man
"I want to make a complaint, My six year old son has peed his name in the snow in my back garden!"

Bishop
" well sir your son is only six and innocent children do tend to do things now and again that are strange. However I don't see why you should be complaining to me!"

Angry Man
"My sons name was in the parish priest's handwriting, that's why!"