a little duck walks into a pharmacy and asks do you have any grapes the pharmacist says no that would be at the fruit market across the street o OK says the little duck the next day the duck walks into the same pharmacy and says you got any grapes the pharmacist says i told you this yesterday we have no grapes so the duck says OK and leaves he comes in again the next day and asks do you have and grapes and the pharmacist says for the last damn time we don't have any grapes and if you ask again i will nail your feet to the floor the next day the duck walks in and asks you got any nails the pharmacist says no you want the hardware store beside us the little duck says good you got any grapes