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Little Sally's Mom had to go out of town to take care of a sick relative. She says to Sally, "You stay here with your Dad and be a good girl while I'm gone". Later that day Sally says to her Dad, "Can we have pizza for dinner tonight?". "NO" replied her dad. "If you don't I'll tell Mommie" She shouted. "Well Okay" her dad said.

After dinner Sally's dad says it's time to take a bath. Sally says, "Dad can I take a bath with you?" "NO" her dad replies. "If you don't I'll tell mommie" she yelled. "Well Okay" her dad says.

While they are taking a bath Sally looks between her dad's legs and says "Dad what's that?". "That's my rubber duckie" he says. "Can I play with your rubber duckie?". "NO" her dad replied. "If you don't I'll tell mommie" she said. "Well Okay" her dad says.

After taking a bath Sally's dad says it's time for bed. "Dad can I sleep in bed with you tonight?" Sally asks. "NO" her dad replied. "If you don't I'll tell mommie" she yelled. "Well okay" her dad says.

While they are in bed Sally asks, "Dad can I play with your rubber duckie?" "NO" he said. "If you don't I'll tell mommie", she yelled. "Well Okay" her dad says.

The next morning her dad woke up to find blood all over the bed. He woke up Sally and said "What Happened!".

She calmly explained, "Your rubber duckie spit at me so I bit it"
concorde Uploaded 01/06/2009
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