The Nun and The Bus Driver

So a hippy is sitting at a bus stop, his bus arrives and he gets on. In the very first row sits a very young and attractive nun. The hippy sits down and is checking her out the whole time until she finally gets off the bus. He gets off a few stops later but before he does, the bus driver stops him "I saw you checking out that nun, she's hot right?" he says. The Hippy replies "Oh yeah man, you know anything about her?" The bus driver replies back "Well she goes down to the lake every sunday around 5:00 PM to pray, maybe you can work something out."
That following sunday, the hippy rents a robe and halo from a costume shop and combined with his existing beard, he is a splitting image of Jesus Christ. So he heads down to the lake at 5:00 and sure enough, the nun is down there praying. He walks up to her saying "Hello my child, I am Jesus Christ, wanna have sex?" "Sure" the nun replies "But only if we do anal, I want to stay a virgin"
So they get finished doing the dirty deed and as the hippy is getting ready to leave, he feels a little crazy, So he rips off his halo and robe and yells "HA, I'M A HIPPY!!" The nun then rips off a mask and he robe and yells "HA, I'M THE BUS DRIVER!!"