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Honest Corporate Taglines

iPod: It’ll break in a year, but by then you’ll want the new one.


Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.


Samsung: Didn’t you mean to buy Sony?


Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.


Hummer: Get the attention you’ve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.


Taco Bell: You’re drunk and we’re still open.


Zipcar: So convenient that you’ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.


Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!


UHaul: We don’t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.


PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.


Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?


Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.


McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.


Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available.
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