Two workers, Jack and Jill, were confronted with news that one of them was going to be let go due to financial issues. Since they were both competent workers, the decision was that the first to screw up would have to go.

Both had worked all through lunch, through their breaks, and had worked overtime at the end of the day. When Jill was getting ready to leave, her boss confronted her and told her "You know, I really can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off." She said, "You're going to have to jack off because I'm late for my bus."