To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.
My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.
When the lumberjack accidentally let his chainsaw slip he quickly became lacked toes intolerant.
They say curiosity killed the cat, and they weren't kitten.