So a single women was at the Big Y shopping for food, she went to the check outline and she had bought carrots, hotdogs, 2 heads of lettuce and yogut.

Then a drunk man stumbled up to her and said.

"You buy all of that"

the wome replies

"yes it is"

the drunk man goes

"im guessing you single"

the women says

""uh yea how did you know'?

The Drunk replies

"oh...becuase your ugly