A 75-year old man went to his doctors office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said:"Take this jar home, and bring me back a sample>tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man reappeared at the doctors office, and gave him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what had happened, and the man explained: "Well Doc, its like this...... First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then with her left hand, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door .and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing" The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldnt get the damn jar open!"