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Three guys washed up on an island ruled by cannibals.
The cannibals said "If you can shove eight pieces of fruit found on this island up your butt, we wont eat you. There is a catch, though: If you talk or laugh, you lose."
The first man came up with strawberries. He got six in and yelled "Ouch!" so the cannibals ate him.
The second man came up with grapes. He got seven in, and started laughing. The cannibals promptly ate him.
In heaven, the first two men were talking. The first man said "Why did you laugh? You were so close!"
The second man said "I looked over my shoulder, and saw the third man holding pineapples!"
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