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A man moves into a house next door to a monk. Every night at 7:00 p.m. he hears a loud banging noise coming from the monks house. After a few weeks of this going on he decides to go over and ask what it is because it is getting very annoying. He goes to the house and knocks on the door. When the monk answers the door the man asks "at 7 every night i hear a noise coming from your house,. can you please tell me what it is??" The monk very firmly looks at him and says " im sorry i can not tell you, you are not a monk." the man then asks what it takes to be a monk because he really wants to know, the monk looks at him and says "you must only eat potato chips for the next three years" the man agrees and goes on his way. three years pass and the man has done as the monk said, he goes back and again asks what the noise is, the monk again says " i can not tell you, you are not a monk" the man a little angry at this point looks at him and asks what else he has to do, the monk tells him " you can not drink anything but water for the next two years" the man agrees and goes on his way. Two years later, doing as the monk asked, the man goes back over and knocks on the door. The monk opens the door and the man says " ok i'v eaten nothing but potato chips for three years and drank nothing but water for two years please tell me what that noise is. The monk again firmly looks at him and says " i can not tell you, you are not a monk." The man enraged by this looks at the monk and says " what else do i have to do to be a monk?!?" The monk looks at him and says "follow me". He leads him to the backyard where there is an area of broken glass. the monks says "walk across that barefoot, if you make it you'll become a monk." the man quickly takes off his shoes and walks across it. the monk looks at him and says " ok your a monk now, follow me." he leads him to the basement and opens a door, on the other end of the door is a very long hallway. the monk says "At the other end of this hallway there is another door, open it and you will see what that noise is." The man starts down the hallway and after what seems like an eternity finally comes to the last door he turns the doorknob and opens the door and you know what he saw on the other side???
Im sorry i can not tell you... you are not a monk!
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