Pete is a guy that really loves his motorcycle and all his friends are amazed at how new his bike always looks even though its five years old. He informs his friends that he stays up to date with the weather reports and anytime there is going to be a storm,or something that might damage the appearance of his bike, he has a tube of vasoline that he takes out and wipes down his bike with. "It's amazing stuff" Pete says. One night Pete goes over to his girlfriends house and she says to him "I know that you've never been here before so I need to tell you the households main rule, anyone who talks during dinner has to do the dishes. Pete smiles and says that he understands. when they walk into the house there are dishes everywhere, on the stairs, the T.V., the couch, everywhere but the sink. They all sit down to eat and Pete decides to play with the family to see who he can make talk first. He reaches over to his girl next to him and starts rubbing her breasts. The father looks upset but doesn't say anything and dinner continues. Pete decides to turn up the heat and picks up his girlfriend slams her on the table and starts having sex in front of everyone. Her father looks even more upset but still says nothing. Fustrated Pete picks up His girlfriends mom tears off her clothes and starts ass pounding her right there in front of the entire family yet still not a peep. Suddenly in the distance Pete hears a loud clap of thunder, thinking about his bike he pulls out his tube of vasoline, His girlfriends father jumps up swiftly and yells "Fuck it I'll do the Dishes."