Tasteless, Racist, and Kind of Stupid
Q - What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a Porsche 911 Carrera?
A - I don't have a Porsche 911 Carrera in my garage.
Q - Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A - So you can see the expression on it's face.
Q - How many babies can you fit into a wood chipper without changing the bag?
A - I don't know. I lost count after the fourth orgasm.
Q - What's white and flies across the sky?
A - The coming of Christ.
Q - What's the difference between a bowling ball and a black girl's pussy?
A - If you really had to, you could eat a bowling ball.
Q - How do you fit 8 Jews in a Volkswagon?
A - Empty the ashtray first.
Q - How many Mexicans does it take to grease an engine?
A - Just one if you chop him up small enough.
Q - What do you call a black pilot?
A - A pilot, you racist piece of shit.
(Told to a friend who has young children)
Q - What's three feet tall and gives great head?
A - Your son/ daughter.
A - I don't have a Porsche 911 Carrera in my garage.
Q - Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A - So you can see the expression on it's face.
Q - How many babies can you fit into a wood chipper without changing the bag?
A - I don't know. I lost count after the fourth orgasm.
Q - What's white and flies across the sky?
A - The coming of Christ.
Q - What's the difference between a bowling ball and a black girl's pussy?
A - If you really had to, you could eat a bowling ball.
Q - How do you fit 8 Jews in a Volkswagon?
A - Empty the ashtray first.
Q - How many Mexicans does it take to grease an engine?
A - Just one if you chop him up small enough.
Q - What do you call a black pilot?
A - A pilot, you racist piece of shit.
(Told to a friend who has young children)
Q - What's three feet tall and gives great head?
A - Your son/ daughter.
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