A women and her husband were sleeping one night when the woman suddenly awoke. She quickly woke her husband up and told him she had the best dream ever. "What was it about?" asked her husband. "Well," she said, "I was decorating our christmas tree with hundreds of the nicest male penis' I could find and the very nicest of all was on top!" "Was that mine?" asked her husband. "No," she said, "It was Brad Pitts." A couple days later the man suddenly awoke and told his wife about the best dream he'd ever had. "What was it about?" asked his wife. "I was decorating our christmas tree with hundreds of female vaginas and the very nicest of all was on top," said the man. "Was it mine?" asked his wife. "No," he said, "yours was at the bottom holding the tree up."