God and Adam are talking in the Garden of Eden one day and God asks "How are you doing?" Adam replies "Everything is just perfect here. The only thing I have to complain about is that I am lonely most of the time." God thinks for a minute and says " Well Adam, I can give you a mate that will cook for you, clean up after you, and love you forever and ever" "That would be great" Adam says "But it sure sounds expensive, what would that cost me?" " An arm and a leg" God says. Adam thinks for a minute and asks God " What can I get for a rib?"