Q: Whats the difference between diseased dog shit and whitey's skin colour?
A: Absolutly nothing.

Q: Why are there only 2 pall bearer at a white person's funeral?
A: A garbage can only has two handles!

Q: What's the only way a person can look at a whitey and smile?
A:Through the scope of a gun!

Q: What do you have if you've got a white man up to his neck in cement?
A: Not enough cement!

Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?

Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop!

Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.

Q:What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What do they do with blacks after they die?
A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.

Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.

Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
A:Problem

Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
A: Problems

Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q: Why were there not any blacks in the flintstones?
A:Because they were still monkeys

Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive