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Xmas Joke

On Christmas eve 3 guys are in a car accident. They die and are sent to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says to the men "Because it is nearly Chirstmas, i must ask you to present something on your person that symbolises Christmas." The first man searches throguh his pockets and pulls out his keys. He jingles them around and tells St. Peter that they are jingle bells, St. Peter smiles and allows him entry... The second man searches through his pockets and pulls out a lighter. he ignites it and tells St. Peter that it is a candle. St. Peter smiles and grants him entry... the third man is searching through his pockets with a worried look on his face, he then pulls out a pair of womans thongs. He then looks at St. Peter and says, "These are carroll's"
andy155 Uploaded 01/24/2009
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