A beautiful woman was home alone, taking a shower.

Just as she finished her shower, she heard a knock at her door. 'Who's there?', she screamed from the top of the stairs.

'It's the local blind man!' the stranger replied.

The woman was still naked after taking her shower, and she didn't want to make the man wait outside in the cold. So instead of taking her time and getting dressed, she decided to open the door in the nude. After all, she thought, the man blind. He won't see anything.

So the woman walked down the steps yelling 'I'm coming, blind man.'

When she opened the door, she said 'Hello. How can I help you today?'

The man glanced up and down at the woman and said 'Nice Tits, ma'am.. Where do you want these window blinds that you ordered?'