Three Parrots are for sale. $150, $250 and $10.

Woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?"

The shopkeeper replies "Because it used to live in a brothel."

The woman thinks it's funny and buys the parrot. When she gets home the parrot says, "Fuck me, a new brothel." The woman laughs.

Two of the woman's daughters come home and the parrot says "Fuck me, new prossies!"

The womans husband comes home and the parrot says "Fuck me Keith, I haven't seen you for weeks!"