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Texas Cowboy and his watch

A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then
causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices
this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of
the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to
me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any

The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken,
because I am wearing panties!"

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast.
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