A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant
said, "I feel that making
love is 80% fun and 20% work."

Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than
that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."

Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I
would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."

They are all contemplating these revelations when a private walks by. The
officers call the Private over to ask his opinion.

The Major says, "Excuse me, Private, we are having a discussion and would
like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun and 20%
work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that
making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Private, what is your opinion?"

The Private smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be
100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the enlisted
men doing it for you."