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CONFESSIONAL

CONFESSIONAL


A priest was called away for an emergency. Not
wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his
rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover
for him.

The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but
the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him
for a little bit and show him what to do.

The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the
confessional.
In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says,
"Father, forgive me for I have sinned.
The priest asks, "What did you do?"
The woman says, "I committed adultery."
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times."
Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put five dollars in
the box, and go and sin no more."

A few minutes later, a man enters the
confessional. He says, "Father, forgive me for I have
sinned."
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery."
Priest: "How many times?"
Man: "Three times."
Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put five dollars in
the box, and go and sin no more."

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it
so the Priest leaves.

A few minutes later, another woman enters and
says, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned."
Rabbi: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery."
Rabbi: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once."
Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a
special this week, three for five dollars."
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