There were three men at a bar. One was hard of hearing.
They were all sitting around having a good time when suddenly a beautiful woman walks into the bar.
She said "The man who brings me the biggest ping-pong balls will have me as a sex slave for the day.
So all the men rushed out, and the first one comes back with decent sized balls. Then the next comes in with balls even bigger.
Then the hard of hearing man comes back with huge balls with hair all over them.
The lady says "Those aren't ping-pong balls! What the hell are they?"
The man says "Ping-pong balls!? I thought you said King Kong's balls."