things you don't want to hear during surgery.
• Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy
• Someone call the janitor-we’re going to need a mop.
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
• Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingy
• Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
• Rats, there go the lights again
• Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ‘em
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Could you stop that thing from beating? It throws my concentration off!
• What’s this doing here?
• That’s cool! Now you can make his leg twitch!
• I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.
• Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• Anoyone see where I left that scalpel?
• Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
• Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
• Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
• She’s gonna glow! Everyone take cover!
• Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
-Why do I always have parts leftover?
• Someone call the janitor-we’re going to need a mop.
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
• Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingy
• Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
• Rats, there go the lights again
• Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ‘em
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Could you stop that thing from beating? It throws my concentration off!
• What’s this doing here?
• That’s cool! Now you can make his leg twitch!
• I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.
• Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• Anoyone see where I left that scalpel?
• Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
• Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
• Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
• She’s gonna glow! Everyone take cover!
• Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
-Why do I always have parts leftover?
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