Best Pickup line ever
yourdunn4
Published
02/26/2009
A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.. .
The woman notices this and asks,you date running late?
No, he replies, just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.
The intrigued woman says, “a state-of-the-art watch?What's so special
about it?
The cowboy explains, it uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically The lady says, What's it telling you now?
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.â€
The woman giggles and replies Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, Damn things an hour fast.
The woman notices this and asks,you date running late?
No, he replies, just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.
The intrigued woman says, “a state-of-the-art watch?What's so special
about it?
The cowboy explains, it uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically The lady says, What's it telling you now?
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.â€
The woman giggles and replies Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, Damn things an hour fast.
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