A woman in her fifties makes an appointment to see her doctor. At the office she explains what her problem is: "Doctor, I don't understand it, all my friends say I look terrible, but I feel fine. Is there any thing you can do?" So the doctor; who happens to be a little Asian fellow, says, "Oh ok, I know, I know just what ta do. You go cross hall and take off clothes, den look at me between your legs." The woman proceeds to do so and the doctor calls her back: "Ok, you now come back, I know what you got, you got sacly." She is just beside herself: "Doctor, are you sure? This sounds serious." He says, "Yep you got sacly." Then the woman asks: "Well what is it?" The docotr explains: "Your face look sacly like your ass!"