Offensive Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is really hot?
When you put your hand in her panties and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have?
Two feet of my cock in your ass.

What do you call a bunch of men fucking mannequins?
Guys in dolls.

What do you call a soap opera starring testicles?
"Genital Hospital."

What do you call Kermit fucking Miss Piggy?
A frog log in a hog.

What do you call the sweat on your body after you've screwed your own sister?
Relative humidity.

What do you have when a famous movie monster stuffs his dick into your beer mug?
Frank in stein.

What's the difference between exotic and psychotic?
Exotic is wearing a French tickler, psychotic is wearing French toast.

Why didn't the cross-eyed seamstress ever get a period?
She couldn't mend straight.