Okay so there was a Chineese guy and white guy and a black guy.
They were in a airplane to go to Australia, but there plane crashed on to an island. They were the only surviers.
The white guy says-"Hey look a lamp! Lets see if a geini is in it!"
All three of them rub the lamp and a geini comes out.
The geini says-"You may all have one wish!"
"I wish to be on an Alaskan Cruise!" says the white guy
"I wish to be home with my family." Says the Chineese guy.
Poof! they are gone.
"I want to be white and up tight!" Says the black man.
Poof he turns into a tampon!