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Michael Jackson Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

One walked on the moon...... and the other one is a gay pedophile.

Why was Michael Jackson late for court?

He got a little behind.

What did he say when he got out of court?

"I feel like a kid again!"

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

Why does Michael Jackson shop at Wal Mart?

Because he saw an ad saying boys pants were half off.

What would you call Michael Jackson if he had no money?

White trash.

How do you know when it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand. EEEWWWW!

What do Michael jackson and Oil Of Olay have in common?

They both come in little white cans.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
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