The difference between Ireland and Italy
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Published
03/08/2009
On vacation in Rome, I noticed a marble column in St.
Peter's with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed
by, I asked who the telephone was for. The priest told me it was a
direct line to Heaven, and if I'd like to call, it would be a
thousand dollars. I was amazed, but declined the offer.
Throughout Italy, I kept seeing the same golden telephone
on a marble column. At each, I asked about it and the answer
was always the same: a direct line to Heaven and I could call for a
thousand dollars.
I finished my tour in Ireland . I decided to attend Mass at a
local village church. When I walked in the door I noticed
the golden telephone. Underneath it there was a sign stating:
"DIRECT LINE TOHEAVEN 25 cents."
"Father," I said, "I have been all over Italy and in
all the cathedrals I visited, I've seen telephones exactly like this
one. But the price is always a thousand dollars. Why is it
that this one is only 25 cents?"
The priest smiled and said, "Darlin', you're
in Ireland now.
It's a local call...
Peter's with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed
by, I asked who the telephone was for. The priest told me it was a
direct line to Heaven, and if I'd like to call, it would be a
thousand dollars. I was amazed, but declined the offer.
Throughout Italy, I kept seeing the same golden telephone
on a marble column. At each, I asked about it and the answer
was always the same: a direct line to Heaven and I could call for a
thousand dollars.
I finished my tour in Ireland . I decided to attend Mass at a
local village church. When I walked in the door I noticed
the golden telephone. Underneath it there was a sign stating:
"DIRECT LINE TOHEAVEN 25 cents."
"Father," I said, "I have been all over Italy and in
all the cathedrals I visited, I've seen telephones exactly like this
one. But the price is always a thousand dollars. Why is it
that this one is only 25 cents?"
The priest smiled and said, "Darlin', you're
in Ireland now.
It's a local call...
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