One night, a bunch of robbers break into a bank. After checking to see that they were alone, they proceeded to attempt to open the safe. After several minutes of trying they succeed in opening it. Upon opening the safe, they found a large amount of pudding. So one of the robbers says, "Where the hell is the money?". To which the other responds, "I don't know, but we might as well eat the pudding.". So they proceed to eat all of it. They then check the rest of the bank but still find no money. Once morning started its approach, they decided they should probably leave. So they did.


Walking along to his favorite coffee joint around 9 o'clock that next morning, one of the robbers buys a paper from a machine outside the cafe. The Top Story of the day: SPERM BANK ROBBED