An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen
haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.")

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your
gibberish . Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more!!"