So the attending was working in the hospital night shift so he decides to check all the rooms. When he entered the first room, a man was asleep, so he left. The next room had a car crash man who was jerking off. The man quickly left. When he came to the last room, he saw an armless man getting a blow job from a blonde nurse. He calls the nurse out and asks "what were you doing" she replies "well, he said he needs a pain killer like the man in the other room and he doesn’t have any arm"