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>> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my
>> twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon
>> McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
>> father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was
>> conceived on the same night.
>>
>> 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father
>> of my child as I was being sick out of a window
>> when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
>> you with a list of names of men that I think were
>> at the party if this helps.
>>
>> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my
>> little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600
>> East Grand Boulevard
>> where I had sex with a man I met that
>> night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
>> I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
>> father, can you please send me his phone number?
>> Thanks.
>>
>> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
>> daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made
>> by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
>> you can contact BMW service stations in this area
>> and see if he's had it replaced. That would be
>> the daddy..
>>
>> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
>> Virginian. I think that my son's conception was
>> ejaculate stuff on a tawl and that he is an
>> axident.
>>
>> 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as
>> he informs me that to do so would blow his cover
>> and that would have cat aclysmic implications for
>> his wife. I am torn between doing right by you and
>> right by him. Please advise.
>>
>> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was
>> as they all look the same to me.
>>
>> 8. Tyrone Lairston is the father of child A. If
>> you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he
>> did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned
>> at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
>>
>> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
>> conceived at Disney World; it really was in the
>> Magic Kingdom .
>>
>> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only
>> thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did
>> a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
>> had stayed in and watched more TV rather than
>> going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave. , mine
>> might have remained unfertilized.
>>
>> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
>> of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of
>> beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
>>
>> Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying
>> taxes to support these ladies???????
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