A Joke Only A Dork Could Come Up With
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Published
03/19/2009
The white, pearly gates of Heaven. Little cherubs prancing peacefully, a seraph or two floats by, souls laugh in happy bliss...
The calm is disturbed.
Like a giant maw of death, a blood-red steaming gash appears in the fabric of Heaven, form whence steps forth a man. The green blood of a thousand hell spawn on his pudgy form, his glasses cracked by demon-fire. A rusty chainsaw in his hands.
Looking around: "Aha, so this must be the bonus level"
The calm is disturbed.
Like a giant maw of death, a blood-red steaming gash appears in the fabric of Heaven, form whence steps forth a man. The green blood of a thousand hell spawn on his pudgy form, his glasses cracked by demon-fire. A rusty chainsaw in his hands.
Looking around: "Aha, so this must be the bonus level"
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