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A Few Random Come-backs

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You’re so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
You’re so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
You’re so fat you got baptized at Sea World.
You’re so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
You’re so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.
You’re so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.
You’re so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ”taxi”.
You’re so low you could milk a pregnant snake!
You’re so old you drove a chariot to school.
You’re so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch “Sixty Minutes.”
You’re so small, you pose for trophies.
You’re so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
You’re so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!
You’re so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
You’re so ugly you almost look like your mother.
You’re so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
You’re so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You’re so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.
You’re so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn’t have to kiss you bye.
You’re so ugly, when you walk into taco bell, EVERYONE runs for the border!
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