Four blokes were playing their weekly game of golf...........
One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Easter morning, roll out
of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his
buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, 'Yeah, let's do it! We'll make it a
priority to figure out a way and meet here early Easter morning.'
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf
course.
The first guy says, 'Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a
diamond ring so big that she can't take her eyes off it.'
Number 2 guy says, 'It cost me an arm and a leg, too. My wife is at home
planning a cruise. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.'
Number 3 guy says, 'Well. my wife is at home admiring her new car.
Reading the manual.'
They all turned to the fourth guy in the group who is staring at them like
they have lost their minds. 'I can't believe you all went to such
expense for this golf game.
I slapped my wife on the arse and said, 'Well babe, Happy Easter!
It's a great morning for either sex or golf.' 'How about it'?