Top 10 Times in History when the F-word was Appropriate:

1.) "Scattered f#cking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2.) "How the f#ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

3.) "You want WHAT on the f#cking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4.) "Where did all those f#cking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

5.) "It does so f#cking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6.) "Where the f#ck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

7.) "Any f#cking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein, 1938

8.) "What the f#ck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9.) "Aw c'mon. Who the f#ck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1998

10.) "What the f#ck did Bush leave me with?" - Obama, 2009