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Cannibals and fruit

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There were three businessmen on a plane when it unexpectedly crashed on an uncharted island. The three men got out of the plane safely, and started to explore the island when they met a tribe of cannibals.

They quickly asked to speak to the cannibal leader, and were taken to see him, and begged for their lives.

The leader told them, "There is many fruit on this island. I want you to find ten of the same fruit before sunset and bring them to me. If you fail to do the task I assign to you, you will be killed and eaten."
All three men nod their heads graciously, and set out to find the fruit.

The first man comes back with ten apples. The tribal leader says, "Good. Now, stick all ten apples up your butt hole without making a face, and we will not eat you."

The first man gets two up his butt before shrieking out in pain, so the cannibals kill him and eat him.

The second man comes back with ten grapes. The cannibal leader says, "Good. Now stick all ten grapes up your butt hole without making a face, and we will not eat you."

The second man gets nine grapes up his butt before crying out, so the cannibals kill him and eat him.

The second man's spirit meets up with the first man's spirit on the way to heaven. The first man is crying hysterically. The second man pats him on the back, and tells him that everything will be okay.

"That's not it," the first man says. "I saw the last guy coming back with pineapples!"
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