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There's a shipwreak and only three people survive: A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a guy from New York.

The three end up on a remote island and are captured by cannibals. That night, all three of them are tied to posts around the fire, while the cannibal ritual is going on, with dancing, drums, the whole nine yards.

Finally, the head cannibal approaches the Frenchman and says: "We're cannibals. We're going to kill you, we're going to eat you and we're going to use your skin for a conoe. How do you want to die"

The Frenchman, without even thinking, says in his thick French accent "Give me a dagger." They hand him a dagger and he exclaims "VIVA LA FRANCE" and slits his own throat.

They then go up the Englishman and say: "Were cannibals. We're going to kill you, we're going to eat you and we're going to use your skin for a conoe. How do you want to die?"

Being a loyal Brit, of course he says in his best Queens English "Give me a pistol." The hand him a pistol and he yells "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!" and blows his own head off.

They then go up to the New Yorker and say: "We're cannibals. We're going to kill you, we're going to eat you and we're going to use your skin for a canoe. How do you want to die?"

The New Yorker looks the guy up and down and in his Brooklyn accent says "Yo. Give me a fork."

The cannibals are a little confused, but they find a fork, hand it to him. The New Yorker stabs himself repeatedly and says "I got your fuckin' canoe right here!"
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